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DAILY MINI DEVOTION

Bible Reading Of The Day: Above all, clothe yourself with love, which binds everything together in perfect harmony. Colossians 3:14 RSV

Quote of the Day: “Merely choosing individuals as our friends does not make them our friends. A friend must give himself or herself for friendship to happen. A friendship is the result of two free self-gifts.” --- Father Robert Lauder

Today’s Chuckle: A woman from New York was getting her affairs in order. She prepared her will and made her final arrangements. As part of these arrangements she met with her pastor to talk about what type of funeral service she wanted, etc.

She told her pastor she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.

"Bloomingdales!" the pastor said. "Why Bloomingdales?"

"That way, I know my daughters will visit me twice a week."

One Liner:

If Mom says "No," ask Nana;

if Nana says "No," ... who are we kidding?? Nana never says "No!"

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