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Due to the internet being down, we offer our apologies for the late posting of Sunday's October 15th devotion..........

Bible Reading Of The Day: Rejoice with those who rejoice, weep with those who weep. Romans 12:15 RSV

Quote of the Day: “There is only one thing more costly than caring, and that is not caring.” --- Maxie Dunnam

Today’s Chuckle:

A young ambitious politician telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor. "So, what is it?" grumbled the governor. "Judge Garber has just died" said the young politician, "and I want to take his place." To that the governor replied, "Well, it’s okay with me if it’s okay with the undertaker."

One Liner: I was in Ft. Myers, Florida, the other day, and I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read, "I miss Chicago." So I broke the window, stole the radio, shot out two of the tires, and left a note that read, "I hope this helps!"

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