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Bible Reading Of The Day: In his defense Jesus said to them, “My Father is always at his work to this very day, and I too am working.” John 5:17 NIV

Quote of the Day: “We have only to think what God’s forgiveness cost, we have only to look at the Cross of Calvary, to know that we must ever hate sin because every sin breaks the heart of God.” -- Dr. William Barclay

Today’s Chuckle: A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says, "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses." The woman answers, "Well, I have contacts." The policeman replies, "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"

One Liner:

There was a young man who quit the Jewish faith to become a Catholic priest. Now his mother introduces him as, “My son, the Father.”

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