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Bible Reading Of The Day: A fool finds no pleasure in understanding but delights in airing his own opinions. Proverbs 18:2 NIV

Quote of the Day: “A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.” -- Anonymous

Today’s Chuckle:

One time a man went to his doctor and asked if the doctor could help with a snoring problem. The man said, “As soon as I go to sleep, I begin to snore. It happens all the time. What can I do doctor?” The doctor asked, “Does it bother your wife?” “Oh,” the man answered, “it disturbs the whole congregation.”

One Liner: Thought to Ponder: "Is there another word for synonym? "

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