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DAILY MINI DEVOTION

Bible Reading Of The Day: Fathers do not exasperate your children; instead, bring them up in the training and instruction of the Lord. Ephesian 6:4 NIV

Quote of the Day: "We teach our children to call God father, and the only conception of fatherhood they can have is that which we give them.” ---- Dr. William Barclay

Today's Chuckle

A widow recently married a widower. Soon after the marriage she was approached by a friend who laughingly remarked, "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks about his first wife?" "Oh, not any more, he doesn't," the other replied. "What stopped him?" "I started talking about my next husband."

One Liner: Thought to Ponder: If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

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