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DAILY MINI DEVOTION

Bible Reading Of The Day: Then Jesus told his disciples, “If any want to become my followers, let them deny themselves and take up their cross and follow me. Matthew 16:24 RSV

Quote of the Day: “Everyone in Scripture who said yes to their calling had to pay a high price. So will you and I". ---- John Ortberg

Today’s Chuckle:

Two rural church deacons who were having a sociable beer in the local tavern when they saw their minister drive by and take a good long look at their pickup trucks parked outside.

One deacon ducked down and said, "I hope the reverend didn't see us or recognize my pickup."

The other replied indifferently, "What difference does it make. God knows we're in here... and he's the only one who counts."

The first deacon countered, "But God won't tell my wife."

One Liner:

Question: Why do men never stop to ask for directions?

Answer: Because they aren't lost, they just don't know where they are.

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