Bible Verse Of The Day: He has set kings down from their thrones and lifted
up the humble. He has satisfied the hungry with good things, and sent the rich
away with empty hands. Matthew 3: 52-53
Quote Of The Day: "Christianity is the death of pride. Why? Because if
people set their lives beside that of Christ, it tears away the last vestiges
of their pride." – Dr. William Barclay
Today’s Chuckle:
Judge: "What are you charged with?"
Prisoner: "Doing my Christmas shopping early."
Judge: "That's not an offense. How early were you doing this
shopping?"
Prisoner: "Before the store opened."
One Liner: Wife to husband: "This
Christmas let's give each other
sensible gifts like ties and fur coats."