Bible Verse of The Day: All hard work brings a profit, but
mere talk leads only to poverty. Proverbs
14:23
Quote Of The Day: “He who is waiting for something to
turn up might start with his own shirt sleeves.” --- Anonymous
Today’s Chuckle: While on a car trip, the
old couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. The old woman left her
glasses on the table, but didn't miss them until they were back on the highway.
By then, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to
turn around. The old man fussed and complained all the way back to the
restaurant. When they finally arrived, as the old woman got out of the car to
retrieve her glasses, the old man said, "While you're in there, you may as
well get my hat too.”
One Liner:
Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a
knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the
sleigh.
