Eastlawn United Methodist Church

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Today's Mini-Devotion

Bible Verse Of The Day:      No one has ever seen God; but if we love one another, God lives in us and his love is made complete in us.   1 John 4:12   NIV

 

Quote Of The Day:   Friends are constantly healing us, creating us, helping us through the difficult periods of life.”  --   Father Robert Lauder

 

Today’s Chuckle :   A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?"   "No," her mother replied.  "Well, I think I have to throw up!"  "Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush." After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat.  "Did you throw up?" Mom asked.  "Yes."  "How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?"  "I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the Sick.'


One Liner:   To the guy who invented "zero" ... Thanks for nothing!

Over 80 Years of God's Service

In 2018 we celebrated our 75th Anniversary.  Being less than one mile from the Gulf of Mexico, over the years Eastlawn has survived several major hurricanes including, Camille, Fredrick, Elena, George and Katrina. To read the history of Eastlawn United Methodist Church, click here or click on image.....