Bible Verse Of The Day: Everyone
who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that
their deeds will be exposed. John
3:20 NIV
Quote of the Day: "A Christian should so live that
he would not be afraid to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.” ---
Will Rogers
Todays Chuckle: After a recent college basketball game, the coach
spotted a cell phone lying on the floor. He picked it up and handed it to one
of the referees, saying, "Here's your phone."
"What makes you think its mine?" the ref asked.
"Easy," the coach replied. "It says you missed 13 calls!"
One Liner: THIS IS AN ACTUAL
COMPLAINT RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM A DISSATISFIED
CUSTOMER: "The
roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during
the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things
that would have made our holiday more fun."