Bible Verse Of The Day: No one has ever seen
God; but if we love one another, God lives in us and his love is made complete
in us. 1 John 4:12 NIV
Quote Of The Day: “Friends are
constantly healing us, creating us, helping us through the difficult periods of
life.” -- Father Robert Lauder
Today’s Chuckle : A little girl was in
church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she
said, "can we leave now?"
"No," her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!" "Then go out the front door and around
to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush." After about 60
seconds the little girl returned to her seat.
"Did you throw up?" Mom asked.
"Yes." "How could
you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so
quickly?" "I didn't have to go
out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says,
'For the Sick.'
One Liner: To the guy who
invented "zero" ... Thanks for nothing!