Bible Verse of the Day: Let us therefore make every effort to do what leads to peace and to
mutual edification. --- Romans 14:19
Thought For Today: "The Christian thinker is selfless in his devotion to truth, and his
desire to help. He is moved only by love
of truth and love for men.” --- Dr. William Barclay
Today’s Chuckle: "You
admit having broken into the dress shop four times?" asked the judge.
"Yes," answered the suspect.
"And what did you steal?"
"A dress, Your Honor," replied the
"One dress?" echoed the judge.
"But you admit breaking in four times!"
"Yes, Your Honor," sighed the
suspect. "But my wife didn't like the color."
One Liner: I'm not saying that the customer
service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the teller
to check my balance . . . .she leaned over and pushed me.