Daily Mini-Devotion


Bible Verse Of The Day:    So, when the Samaritans came to him (Jesus), they urged him to stay with them, and he stayed two days.  And because of his words many more became believers.   John 4:40-41  NIV

 

Quote Of The Day:  "To do the will of God is the only way to peace.  There can be no peace when we are at variance with the King of the universe.”  ---   Dr. William Barclay


Today’s Chuckle:  A friend and I were driving to the mall when we came to a bridge under construction. The road narrowed to one lane, with a red light at either end. We stopped at the red light at on our side and when it turned green, we started up again. Halfway through we met another car coming towards us.  The driver leaned out his window and shouted, "I don't back up for idiots!"   Putting his car into reverse, my friend called back, "No problem; I do."


One Liner:    Question: What does a suicide bomber trainer say to the trainees?  “Watch closely, I’m only going to show you this once.”


Bonus:  Everyone smiles in the same language………..




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